Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Popular Oberlin Accessories

1. Body Hair
2. Bicycles
3. Glasses
4. Macbook Pros
5. An Obscure Taste in Music
6. Boots (here except not there because that store is for pos3rs)
7. An Aversion to the Hetero-normative
8. Sluttiness Disguised as Sexual Freedom
9. Doc Marten's
10. Cigarettes
11. Marijuana
12. 4Lokos and 40's
13. Being a Vegetarian
14. Being Gay/Having a Boyfriend at Home
15. Proposal Llama's

Monday, August 16, 2010

What a Weird Conversation

Me hey!

Anonymous: yooooooohhh whats the dealio

no more quiznos 4 meeeeeeee

what's going on with you?

chillin at ians, bout to go scavenge for some grub

oh cool 4

lol when are you heading to the academny

the academy? college?

the 29th

cheayh im high. whoops

you sound high hahahahahhahahahaa

lol, you... type high?

how does this thing work

so many buttons!

f it. ill just buy a camel

good i dea

much less complicated, just water them once a year and youre good to go

okay can i borrow it?

nerber, i mneant never!

jk you can have it 4

good

just briing him back before sundown

why before sundown?

whats the opposite of a vampire?

a wolf

oh, then because its a wolfcamel. wolfamel?

gargamels distant cousin

gargoyles distant cousin of the gargamels

distant cousin of the wolfamel

distant cousin of the camel

lol

exactly

Friday, August 13, 2010

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Wait

Because of that one time I posted that stepbrothers video, I get a lot of "hits" from google. Since if you search that one line, i'm like the third result. Anyway, I just want to give a big "what's up" to all my will ferrell lovin' eastern-europeans out there.

What Happened?


1. I have a JOB.
2. Because of this job, certain unforeseeable things have happened. good, bad and great.
3. No more car.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Long Time No Blog

Things that happened:
1. I got into college (I didn't want to go there)
2. I got into college (I super didn't want to go there)
3. I got into college (I wouldn't have minded going there, but would prefer elsewhere)
4. I got into Oberlin
5. I am going to OBERLIN!
6. Senior Slide
7. Ice Cream

8.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Celebs that I think have no soul.


The Top Ten Soul-less Celebrities
1. Jennifer "Jen" Aniston
2. Megan Fox
3. Jessica Alba
4. Halle Berry
5. Gwyneth "Gwynnie" Paltrow
6. Vanessa "naked" Hudgens
7. Hayden "reverse cougar" Panettiere
8. Kate Moss
9. Rachel Bilson
10.Kristen "The Hills" Cavillari (Calamari)